the top three worst unitards anyone has ever seen
For First Place
these unitards are the
worst I have ever seen in my whole
entire life,so I rate this unitard
the worst one.
For Second Place
rubber unitards
are the stupid and i can't
stand them.
For Third Place
these are just dounright weird
and very crazy
and ugly
posted by Gwyn Samson @ 11:19 AM
11 comments
11 Comments:
I agree Gwynnie. The first ones are definitely the worst unitards ever.
I always feel sorry for dancers who have wear those things. Who on earth could possibly look like anything but an alien in one?
But then there's Catwoman...
PS: I love your blog title!
Personally I believe Unitards are the clothing of the future. Sometimes at night I dream of a time when I will be able to walk the streets in my unitard and not feel like everyone is staring at me and making fun of me. Unitards allow us to represent what is going on inside of us with matching clothing. Like in example one, the Blue unitard lets everyone know that were feeling blue.. . . .!!!! I think I'm on to something Mood Unitards!!!! Oh yes!! YES!! And maybe we will be able to put micro chips in that will allow us to altar what people see when they look at us so that the only clothing we will ever need is a singular unitard! It would revolutionalize the world. No longer would we have to shower after a workout at the gym we just slip on our Unitard and hit buisness suit and BAM! I could go on an on. Thank you for being my muse for taking over the world. UNITARDS UNITE!
Oh John! That is hilarious! Thanks for the belly laugh!
Did you know that "UNITARDS UNITE" is an anagram for "DIE IN TAUT RUNS"?
Re: Clothing of the future
MIT is working on it, starting with messenger bags (pun intended?):
http://smg.media.mit.edu/projects/urbanhermes/
Can unitards be far behind?
Those are so wrong. they frighten me. Thanks Gwynnie, I'll have nightmares now. sigh.
Gwynnie, like anyone can even know that...
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Fine,kiplind
I love your post! But are you saying "weird" when you really mean "unusual"? The human body is amazing and beautiful, and spandex shows off the great shapes without revealing too much gory detail. It's great stuff and everybody who is physically fit should wear the stuff. That would advance humankind! Example: stickam.com/whiteboy1988
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